Who would have guessed?

Would you have ever guessed that...

• apples are more efficient than caffeine at helping you wake up in the morning
• the "57" on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
• most dust particles in your house are from dead skin
• dentists have recomended that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush
• the first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer
• No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times
• it takes 3,000 cowhides to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs
• the drink 7-UP was created in 1929. The number 7 was chosen because the original containers were seven ounces. The "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.
• donkeys kill more people each year than airplane crashs
• one in every four Americans has appeared on television

Where are the ladies?

Andy, in answer to your question. I do believe that the ladies are all gone. A direct quote quote from a certain young lady, "I can't wait until i get to be around the mature college guys." They've deserted us for the "college guys." So ends my sad sad story.

~ Sorry Andy